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May 30, 2022Liked by chris lynch

When the Washington Bullets decided to change their name (too violent, you know) Don Imus and his gang offered several suggestions for a new one. I think the best was "The Washington Crackpipes."

Mentioning Schrödinger made me think of one of my favorite geek jokes:

Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger, and Georg Ohm are out for a ride when they are pulled over by a traffic policeman. He asks Heisenberg, the driver, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No,” replies Heisenberg, but I know exactly where I am.”

“You were doing 120 kmh in a 60 kmh zone!” says the cop.

“Thanks a lot,” says Heisenberg disgustedly. “Now I'm lost.”

The cop is suspicious and looks in the trunk. “My God,” he exclaims. “There's a dead cat in here!”

“It is now, you asshole,” says Schrödinger.

The cop decides to arrest the three men. Ohm resists.

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