When the Washington Bullets decided to change their name (too violent, you know) Don Imus and his gang offered several suggestions for a new one. I think the best was "The Washington Crackpipes."
Mentioning Schrödinger made me think of one of my favorite geek jokes:
Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger, and Georg Ohm are out for a ride when they are pulled over by a traffic policeman. He asks Heisenberg, the driver, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No,” replies Heisenberg, but I know exactly where I am.”
“You were doing 120 kmh in a 60 kmh zone!” says the cop.
“Thanks a lot,” says Heisenberg disgustedly. “Now I'm lost.”
The cop is suspicious and looks in the trunk. “My God,” he exclaims. “There's a dead cat in here!”
“It is now, you asshole,” says Schrödinger.
The cop decides to arrest the three men. Ohm resists.
When the Washington Bullets decided to change their name (too violent, you know) Don Imus and his gang offered several suggestions for a new one. I think the best was "The Washington Crackpipes."
Mentioning Schrödinger made me think of one of my favorite geek jokes:
Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger, and Georg Ohm are out for a ride when they are pulled over by a traffic policeman. He asks Heisenberg, the driver, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No,” replies Heisenberg, but I know exactly where I am.”
“You were doing 120 kmh in a 60 kmh zone!” says the cop.
“Thanks a lot,” says Heisenberg disgustedly. “Now I'm lost.”
The cop is suspicious and looks in the trunk. “My God,” he exclaims. “There's a dead cat in here!”
“It is now, you asshole,” says Schrödinger.
The cop decides to arrest the three men. Ohm resists.