Not sure about Elon Musk's plan to have "Blue Check" Twitter accounts pay for the privilege. Yes big name journalists and big corporations will surely pay just for the cheap validation of "yes - this is really us." For a guy like me though it wouldn’t be worth it. I would pay, however, if the Blue Check kept me from seeing any political ads on the platform... Curious to see how long it takes for Paul Pelosi to become an entry in the Urban Dictionary and what the entry actually says. Fair's fair - Rick Santorum is in the dictionary... Glib with Prose would be a good name for a comedy themed publishing house. Or for a blog or Substack account... How many points do you think White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is worth to the Republicans in the upcoming mid-term elections? I mean every clip I see of her she seems clueless and out of touch with reality, The Press Secretary is supposed to put the Administration they serve in a good light not an easily refutable fantasyland... Not sure how I feel about Ime Udoka perhaps being named as the next head coach of the Brooklyn Nets. On one hand it seems (as a Celtics fan) that the circus in Brooklyn just keeps getting more and wore train wreck worthy of watching. On the other hand Udoka could be to coaching what Kevin Spacey was to acting... Men understand the purpose of the rock even less than they understand women's dress sizes... One dark horse name to keep in mind for the Auburn head football coach job is Joe Brady. He's currently the QB coach for the Buffalo Bills working with Josh Allen. His stint as Offensive Coordinator for Carolina didn't go as planned but with Matt Ruhle now fired as head coach there - no blame seems to be following Brady. Brady is best known as the OC for LSU during their magical NCAA Championship season - so he's no stranger to the SEC... Is there a betting website giving odds on Paul Pelosi getting diagnosed with Monkey Pox for his next adventure? Wonder what kind of odds do you could get?... Am I the only one who thinks a front door that looks like a refrigerator door would be kinda cool? You could keep the upper "freezer" door open during the summer to let a nice breeze in... If any "Blue Check" Twitter accounts refuse to pay the couple bucks a month and make a hissy fit about Elon taking over - Twitter should deactivate their accounts and open up that user name for squatters. Most egotists Blue Checks will end up spending more paying off the squatters to get their handles back than it would have cost them simply to pay the Blue Check fee in the first place. Think Elon is counting on the egotists understanding this simple economics lesson... The Paul Pelosi jokes almost write themselves... As always if this column has made you smile or think - don't be afraid to hit the like button. Also please subscribe (it's FREE) and share with your friends. Thanks in advance..
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