Wednesday Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
Not sure there's any truth to the rumor that Disney will be purchasing Little Saint James Island in the Caribbean - the island also known as Jeffrey Epstein's private island. They're going to use it as a regular stop on their Disney Cruise Line. A nice family stop, especially for the little children, according to the people who now run the House of Mouse. Seems to be some sort of Plan B now that Disney failed to prevent the "don't say gay" anti-grooming law in Florida from passing... Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is the most shocking thing to happen at the Oscars since Hollywood accidently left General Soleimeni off their In Memoriam video in 2020... In an effort to aid their communist brothers in Russia - the Chinese Communists have reached an agreement to purchase all the Russian mail order brides for 50% off and to pay in rubles... So sometime in the near future will we see someone rush a stage hoping to slap a comedian for a joke they feel is offensive only to get shot by the comedian who has a concealed carry permit? Guessing if this happens it will be in either Texas or Tennessee... Someone should remake the movie The Paper Chase but as a woke parody. Someone should also do a follow up on Scott Turow's One L book either as a parody or as a side by side comparison of the first year of law school then versus now... If Will Smith played in the NFL he'd get a stern warning letter from the commissioner for his actions. If he played football in the SEC he'd be suspended for the first series of the next game (unless that game was against a ranked opponent)... Pedro Martinez was the most dominant pitcher I've seen in my life but consider that Pedro started just 409 games in his career. Meanwhile Cy Young had a total of 749 COMPLETE games (pitched all 9 innings) in his career. In my opinion Cy Young's record for complete games is the most unbreakable of records in all of sports... Pretty tired of the "slap saw round the world" at this point but I think if the Oscars really wanted to prevent this from happening again they should make Joe Rogan the permanent host. No actor is going to try and slap him - that's pretty guaranteed... The stock market phrase, "a volatile session with mixed results" could be used to describe my golf game - every single friggin' round I play... Occurs to me that the Kevin Kelly quote, "Sustained outrage makes you stupid" is as good an explanation for what's happened to the Democratic Party these past 20-years as any... As always if this column has made you smile or think - don't be afraid to hit the like button. Also please subscribe (it's FREE) and share with your friends. Thanks in advanceā¦
