Saturday Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

With all the young people dying suddenly from cardiac arrests - now may be a good time to start investing in companies that make baby aspirin because young people who took the mRNA vaccines may suddenly become customers for life for the blood thinning ability of baby aspirin... This is the opposite of progress - the average woman today weighs more (171 pounds) than the average man weighed in 1960... And speaking of people dying suddenly - I can't help but wonder if the ridiculous story about the government looking to ban gas stoves was put out there to distract people away from the real top story of the epidemic of people suddenly dropping dead. Unserious people like AOC falling for it and supporting banning gas stoves is just a bonus for those who put the story out there... I have the sense of humor of a 12-year old… I'm a fan of language and I also feel that some of the best life advice can be found in "proverbs" whether that be from the Bible or traditional native proverbs. It occurred that the prefix "pro" meaning "positive" or "affirmative" and the word "verb" meaning "action" combined means "good actions." That to me seems a good definition of "proverbs" - "good actions or advice"... Or maybe the banning of gas stoves story was to distract from all the top secret files Joe Biden literally had squirrelled away? Either way not a serious story. Banning gas stoves would mean basically closing down about 90% of all the restaurants in the US. Maybe replace them with restaurants that serve bugs like the WEF wants us to eat?... With M&M's selling bags of female M&M's that means there's male M&M's as well. That means if you eat M&M's you've also been eating chocolate penises. Think on that the next time you buy candy... The best explanation of politics you’ll ever hear… Speaking of pubs and restaurants - if I owned a pub I'd put goat testicle salad on the menu. I wouldn't serve it but I'd have it one the menu just to see how many people ask about it. If someone actually ordered it I'd say we were temporarily out of testicles. My brain is different than most people... Haven't seen an update on Jon Gruden's lawsuit against the NFL in a while. Just saying... As always, if anything here made you think or smile please subscribe (it's free!), hit the Like button, or share the link with others (the best way for others to read my efforts). Thanks in advance...