Saturday Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

The story of illegal immigrant Haitians eating pets in Springfield, Ohio is not going away. How many times do people have to learn that it's not the crime - it's the cover-up? Besides if importing so many illegal immigrants were something they were proud of - wouldn't they be trumpeting the fact?... WTF?... Mark Twain once said, "When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, its a sure sign you're getting old." People who haven't seen me in a while always seem to say how thin I look. I always remark back that's because in their mind they think of me as fat... When they tell you who they are believe them... Lou Grant on Crutches would be a good name for a band… OK - I'll say it! Even if the Deep State or some crazy was able to assassinate Donald Trump wouldn't that just make JD Vance almost guaranteed to win the election? So many would vote for him as a surrogate for Trump. The message the Left has been spouting seems to have backfired in a big way... Admit that I haven't seen Matt Walsh's movie Am I a Racist? but love the description I'm seeing of it as a Borat but for DEI. It has a 98% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes... Joel Embid signed a 3-year max extension for the 76ers. As a Celtics fan I love this move but I wonder if his health will hold up till the end of the contract... Good question for Gavin Newsome... Bill Simmons has Million Dollar Picks on his podcast while Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy makes real million dollar picks using real money. Advantage Portnoy... True... If you have a dog there is no 5-seond rule for dropped food. As soon as it hits the ground the dog grabs it... Decided that Spanky’s would be a good name for a strip club… And just like that the entire country was aware there is a Springfield, Ohio…

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